Apparently, Intent Doesn't Matter

"She called me the B word." "No, I didn't."

"Missy*, did you call her the B word?"

"Not really..."

"How do you not really use that word?"

"I added an "O" to it."

"So you said...?"

"Bi-otch. It's not even the same word."

*Name changed to protect the, well, in this case, the not so innocent.