Is Someone Tired?

Actual conversation as Rhiannon and I were going to sleep last night: “Rhiannon, do you want to put your mask on?” [meaning her eye mask to block out light] “No, I was just hoping it would miraculously fall down.” “Fall down from where?” “Geez, stop bothering me already!” “I’m bothering you?””

She wakes up.

“No. What?” “Nothing. Here, put your mask on.” “Thanks.”