Our 2nd Home (Depot)

I had a coworker tell me that you never realize how well you’ll get to know your hardware supply store of choice until you buy your first piece of property to live in. I didn’t really take him seriously.

I was wrong.

Last night we visited the Home Depot store near us (again). I think most of the employees are able to greet us by name. We were looking for a stiff-bristle brush to do a little scrubbing and cleaning, and, amazingly enough, we don’t know where everything in the store is located yet. So we asked the nearest Home Depot Employee. Chris&Rhiannon: Hey, we’re looking for…

Home Depot Employee: …a stiff bristled brush? Aisle 38, second or third bay on the left. C&R: Thanks, but how…

HDE: …did I know that’s what you’re looking for? That’s about the only thing you haven’t purchased over the past week – it was only a matter of time.

C&R: Oh, we didn’t realize we’ve been here that much. But it’s a little…

HDE: …strange I can finish your sentences for you? Yeah, we’ve thought that also. Maybe you should stay home once in a while. We’re considering a restraining order. Have a nice night.