Our Life As A MasterCard Commercial

Abundant Supply of Blue Pens: Provided Working Through the Forearms Cramps Caused By Signing and Initialing So Many Places: Painful

Seeing Just How In Debt You Can Go: Heart-Stopping

Being Handed the Keys, Garage Door Openers, and Deed to Your First Home: Priceless…

Well… Expensive, but you get the idea.

Project Homeowner Status: Completed