They’ll Read Anything You Put On The Teleprompter - Except That

If you’re a weekend sports-reporter trying to get your break to make a nightly gig, wouldn’t it pay to learn how to say athlete’s names before you’re on the air? Sure, you can probably wing Carson Palmer and Chad Johnson. But when the average American has a better chance at knowing how to say Jake Delhomme, TJ Houshmandzadeh, and Ben Roethlisberger - don’t expect to be getting that promotion anytime soon.