What Happens In The Basement Stays In The Basement

We visited Rhiannon’s aunt and uncle over our trip for Christmas. Lynn, my sister-in-law-in-law and fellow outlaw, was sitting downstairs on a large wraparound couch with a footrest and a built-in massager. As we’re talking, Rhiannon’s dad comes over to the end of the couch that Lynn is sitting on and starts looking at the side of it.

Lynn: “What are you doing?”

Lynn’s Father-in-Law: “I’m trying to figure out how to turn you on.”

Lynn: [looks at me to see if I heard what she did] “I don’t know if that’s entirely appropriate.”

Lynn’s FIL: “Sure, there’s a vibrator on this thing somewhere.”

Have I mentioned that I really enjoy spending time with Rhiannon’s family?